put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
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she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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