If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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