i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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