I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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