A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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