Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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