I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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