I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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