did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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