i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
so much tequila, so little girl.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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