At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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