If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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