try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize