doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
jump out the window naked night went bad
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