if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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