i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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