You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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