some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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