Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
if only i could text you this smell
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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