Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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