Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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