Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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