ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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