I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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