who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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