can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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