My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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