will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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