I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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