i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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