I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Drake has all the answers
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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