No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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