please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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