Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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