He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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