Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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