So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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