Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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