I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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