Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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