What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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