marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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