I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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