yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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