We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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