one word: firstdatebathroomanal
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Mom said you looked used
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
The power of my boobs compel you
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He did a backflip because drugs
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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