And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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