The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize