I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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