guys are only as good as the porn they watch
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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